Welcome, Blue Wizard!
Ah - the 80s. A time of alchemy. Where kids would turn green notes, and latterly round gold coins, into ten silver coins and happily feed them to machines twice the size of them.
It's taken 25 years, but now we want those coins back. Yes, we're talking to you Mr. Defender, Mr. Yie ar Kung Fu and Mr. Moon Bloody Cresta.
Don't you know we've got the ultimate end boss, a credit-crunching recession to fight?